Garbage in garbage out.

Last week Boomer decided he needed to eat grass.  He looked and he found grass, fake grass, with wires in it.  So he ate it out of a vase on the floor.  We didn't see him eat it, although we saw him sniffing around it.  As you might imagine it did the opposite of settling his stomach.  What goes in, came out, and that's how we discovered Boomer is really a goat.